If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Insider trading

Revealing classified information

Conspiracy

Trade secrets

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

Threats of violence

Fraud

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

How has your life changed since starting college?

Child pornography

HIPAA violations

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Revenge porn

And much, much more.

Terroristic threats

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

No freedom is absolute.

Perjury

Insurrection